NFL 2K2 (cib)

Feel the power! Hmmmm, the back of the case says "brings it with a juiced offense". What's that supposed to mean? I know what it means. Steroids. It was right there in plain sight. Sega® sports went behind the scenes and saw all of the football meatheads juicing it up in the locker rooms. They probably saw some genitals and hairy asses while they were back there too. Nevermind all that stuff. All you have to do is control the guys on screen and get touchdowns, stop touchdowns, and kick balls. You win!

"Juiced offense? Is O.J. in this game?"